June 8th, 2015


My tweets

  • Sun, 15:49: Apparently the giant white spider I captured & released the other night left an egg. There's dozens on my ceiling & Kat's smacking 'em. #Ick
  • Sun, 17:34: How did I never know that a) grasshoppers are locusts & b) stroking them turns them from regular grasshoppers into serotonin loving locusts?