These are not valid reasons for divorce:

• Didn't realize you had to be monogamous.
• Time period covered by pre-nup expired.
• Your married name is something like "Anita Hardcock."
• Girl you had crush on in high school just got divorced.

From Stephen Colbert's "I Am America (And So Can You!)"

This actually caused me to snort quietly to myself.

And moving on, things here in my Stanford Pain Center visit remain slightly stressful. Ready to move on.